15:39:58 <+graeme_> Growler: you may be interested to know that Mike just returned.
15:40:04 <+shak> :o
15:40:21 * shak sends message to Mike "stop spamming and wear protective clothing"
15:40:39 <+graeme_> He went into his room. I tried to open the door, but he was leaning against it. I had of course removed the lock.
15:40:46 <+shak> lol
15:40:48 <+graeme_> Mike says "I notice you've made a few changes?"
15:40:53 <+graeme_> "Yes. Do you know why?"
15:41:53 <+graeme_> "Er, no."
15:42:04 <+shak> liar!
15:42:06 <+graeme_> He's been visiting relatives for the past few days, so he has no idea what's been going on.
15:42:15 <+shak> feed him marmite till he's sorry
15:42:17 <+graeme_> "Do you remember that conversation we had months ago?"
15:42:21 <+graeme_> "What conversation?"
15:42:35 <+graeme_> "The one where we asked you to stop doing something or we'll open fire?"
15:42:37 <+shak> <shak's comment> by this point he knows exactly what your on about
15:42:48 <+graeme_> shak: no, not at that point...
15:43:13 <+shak> he didnt?
15:43:45 <+graeme_> He said, "er, forgetting my key?"
15:43:50 <+graeme_> I said, "No."
15:44:02 <+graeme_> After a bit of mindless chit-chat, I said "spamming, Mike."
15:44:07 <+graeme_> "Ohhhh, thaaaat!" he replied.
15:44:55 <+graeme_> I apologise for how slow I'm telling this story by the way, but I have to shoot Mike every time he comes into this room. :-)
15:45:07 <+shak> heh
15:46:31-!- phoeniXF [d0ug3h@dog.woaf.net] has joined #woaftech
15:46:34-!- mode/#woaftech [+v phoeniXF] by WoafBot
15:46:58 < pOlaris-> whats woaftech webby? :[
15:47:06 <+phoeniXF> http://www.woaf.net ?
15:47:16 < pOlaris-> ts
15:47:17 < pOlaris-> ta*
15:47:36 <+graeme_> Sorry about this taking so long, I haev to stop him from trying to take my keyboard away. :-)
15:47:41 <+graeme_> Anyway...
15:47:50 <+graeme_> He said, "What spam?"
15:47:55 <+graeme_> "The spam you sent last week."
15:48:02 <+graeme_> "No, I didn't."
15:48:07 <+graeme_> *lie detector explodes*
15:48:10 <+shak> oh dear...denil
15:48:13 <+shak> denial
15:48:17 <+graeme_> "Yes, you did. On the twenty-sixth."
15:48:31 <+graeme_> He says, "what have you been doing?"
15:48:36 <+graeme_> I say, "What do you mean?"
15:48:45 <+graeme_> He says, "How did you come by this information?"
15:48:51 <+graeme_> "So you admit it, then?"
15:48:52 <+graeme_> "No."
15:49:04 <+graeme_> I continue, "But I know you spammed someone last Monday."
15:49:07 <+graeme_> "How?"
15:49:33 <+graeme_> "Well, it was reported to NTL. And to hotmail, and to Woaf."
15:49:40 <+graeme_> "..."
15:49:56 <+graeme_> I continue, "The latter of whom have shut down your site for it."
15:50:03 <+graeme_> He looks most peturbed.
15:50:08 <+graeme_> He says, "You're joking."
15:50:14 <+graeme_> "No," I say, "look on it."
15:50:20 <+graeme_> "You've got to be fucking joking."
15:50:26 <+graeme_> "Check the site!"
15:50:30 <+graeme_> He does. Oops.
15:50:35 <+shak> lol
15:50:56 <+phoeniXF> whos this ?
15:51:04 <+graeme_> "So," I continue, "Jon phoned me this morning, and told me about this, and requested that I empty both chambers of these BB guns at you."£
15:51:17 <+graeme_> He's still saying, "you've got to be kidding..." at his account being suspended.
15:51:23 <+graeme_> phoeniXF: Mike, our housemate.
15:51:28 <+phoeniXF> oh ok
15:51:34 <+phoeniXF> asin, MikeC ?
15:51:44 <+graeme_> So I open his door (the lock of which you'll remember I removed earlier)
15:51:45 <+graeme_> phoeniXF: no
15:51:54 <+graeme_> And I opened fire.
15:52:01 <+graeme_> "Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow!!!!"
15:52:20 <+shak> lol
15:52:26 <+graeme_> I continue, "Jon said that you had put our NTL connection in jeopardy, you see, so..."
15:52:36 <+graeme_> *clack clack clack*
15:52:38 <+graeme_> *ow ow ow!!!*
15:52:43 <+phoeniXF> lol
15:52:58 <+graeme_> Then I came up here and told you lot about it.
15:53:12 <+graeme_> He comes in half way through, threatening to take my keyboard away.
15:53:21 <+graeme_> "What do you want?"
15:53:30 <+graeme_> "I'm going to take your keyboard away."
15:53:34 <+graeme_> "Er, no you're not."
15:53:37 <+graeme_> "Yes, I am."
15:53:53 <+graeme_> "No, you're not." *aims BB gun* *clack clack clack* *ow ow ow*
15:54:17 <+graeme_> It was roughly at this point when he ran downstairs.
15:54:27 <+shak> and he's not come back up?
15:54:34 <+phoeniXF> lol, whats this guys nick ?
15:54:52 <+graeme_> Well, when he's on IRC, he's known as FreeSaiyan.
15:55:04 <+graeme_> He's presumably downstairs trying to sort out this mess.
15:55:18 <+phoeniXF> in what way was he spamming then ?
15:55:24 <+graeme_> And my BB guns are still half full, and I have strict instructions from Jon to make every single one count. :-)
15:55:34 <+shak> *gone*
15:55:35 <+graeme_> So whenever he's in range, I shoot.
15:55:41 <@Growler> I just spoke to him
15:55:48 <@Growler> he doesn't seem to be the happiest man in the world
15:56:17 <+graeme_> All through when I was telling you about this a few minutes ago, Mike was standing outside the door, and I was going, "er, you're in range again..." *clack clack clack* *ow ow ow*
15:56:22 * anarchy^ is currently trying to kick some ass at ePlanet-Servers.net | #KwM ( 195.20.108.93:27030 ) - @Anarchy for more info.
15:56:25 <+graeme_> Growler: no, he isn't. :-)
15:57:01 <+graeme_> And you were right, he had absolutely no idea we'd found him out until I told him. :-)
15:57:12 <@Growler> I've said he can have it back today
15:57:14 <@Growler> some time
15:57:17 <@Growler> mebbe tomorrow