Mike, needing to submit a bash script assignment in just over twelve hours, sets up our spare linux system and his chair in the most inconvenient place possible in the whole house, and steadfastly refuses to move anywhere else. Yes. In front of the lounge door, blocking access to the lounge and therefore the kitchen. The mouse lead and keyboard cable make for an interesting assault course; or, you could try the makeshift kissing-gate made by the door, the wall and the back of the chair.
"Stop bloody taking pictures of me."
