Ever wondered what Growler's thinking when you see him on the webcam? No, neither have I.

Now, did I bring everything? Laptop... toolkit... invisibility shield....

Now, according to my calculations, I should unplug this cable...

Hey, did the aircon just cut out?

Erp... it was like that when I got here. That's the official line and I'm sticking to it.

Hmmm... I don't think I meant to type that. Bah, just blame it on electron migration.

Hello, is that Telehouse Ops? I was wondering if we could get a reboot done on one of our boxen. It's the one in Woaf's rack with "Merlin" on it.

Yes, I'm aware I'm sitting right next to it. I just can't be arsed to reach all the way over there.

Low caffeine level... switching to low power mode...

Fixed.