Car photographs.

Yes, that's all this page is. It's common knowledge that when one purchases a new vehicle, it is now a legal requirement that the owner, at his earliest possible opportunity, must take photographs of the vehicle and put them on the internet.

So, we'll start with the obligatory picture taken from the front of the car at a 45 degree angle. That's that out of the way.

It even comes with an anti-theft device.

Now we come to a curious feature of this car. If you switch on the front windscreen washer, the front windscreen is washed. Just as you'd expect.

However, if you switch on the rear windscreen washer, water is simply ejected onto the road.

I'll have to get that seen to.

That's enough cars.